hellyeskingdomhearts: i either play the video game for 5 minutes and then pause while i do other things for several hours and then resume playing or i play the game continuously for several days there isnt an in between
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
slydig: lovemenowtill4ever: slydig: who would name their kid zoey 101 Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name why would her room number be zoey
heydiddlehiddleston: hawkeye-i-cuar: GUYS GUYS GUYS OH MY GOD PLEASE
empresspinto: razzmapandas: rebby: deanckles: shawty had them apple man pants? ….*starts giggling and can’t stop*
throwitintheflames: mischeviousmeghan: thebetamale: in chinese we dont say “i love you” we say “亂倫是最好的” which means “our love has no comparison.” i think it’s beautiful What if someone tattooed this on themselves because of this post
bluebeanze: friendship is so weird??? Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker
youmeatsixual: one time my sister told me about this kid with a horrible peanut allergy who wouldn’t shut up and then the teacher turned around and was like “maybe if i shove a peanut down your throat you’ll shut up” and the whole class just went silent
I love how Tumblr is mostly just fandoms fucking...
full-time-avenger: elzahchan: tomkittyston:
theusedchemicals: basedgodniall: I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT SAME
onesizefitzhall: My friend (who doesn’t watch Dr. Who): “so do weeping angels have, like, social lives?” Now all I can think about is a bunch of weeping angels sitting around a table sipping tea and discussing the weather.
musermatt: laugh-addict: when someone tells you basic information about something you’re obsessed with when someone tells you incorrect information about something you’re obsessed with
Does anybody ever think about how badass Madam...
fiendfyre-curse: She never asks questions. Remember the time Hermione turned into a cat? She made sure no one saw her. She regrew a whole arm’s worth of bones in one night. She can mend bones in a second. She even kicks out Dumbledore on some occasions. Just think about how many students get injured in Hogwarts every year and she just fixes them back up like new. We all just need to take a...
urbancatfitters: ofuckme: THERES A FIRE ALARM AND I HAVE TO LEAVE MY HOUSE??????? you’re literally liveblogging a fire you’re a true blogger
koishy: it does not matter how slow you go as long as you do not stop. unless u r my internet you better quicken up the pace u disgusting piece of shit
deductions-with-thedoctor: bubbleberrys-bash: cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle: When I was 7 there was a group of really mean girls in my class and one day I pulled out my crayons and one of the girls walked up to my desk and looked me in the eye as she snapped my crayons in half if i were you i would have sharpened that crayon back, walked up to her, and looked her in the eye as i sliCED...
promo4homo: privilegedblackgirl: theyre looks so weird without the comma they,re Ah yes much better
backyardskills: jaclcfrost: five months five months of this year have already gone by you’ve made it five months of this year and i’m proud of you oh god i’ve wasted 5 months